Saturday, February 13, 2010

Bears? Bears!

Being from "up north," I've seen my share of animals in the wild. Black bears are quite common, and though they're to be treated with respect (read: don't try to feed them or pet them), they're probably the least threatening to humans. My favourite approach is to make yourself as big and loud as possible. Generally, the bear will turn and mosey away. I like to imagine them thinking "What freaks. These guys are so not worth it." Of course, if you're in your car and you encounter a black bear, I recommend skipping these steps and remaining safely inside. Obviously.

As the old adage says: black fight back, brown lie down. I've never seen a grizzly bear. I don't imagine I want to.


Speaking of bears...

This news story is ridiculous on so many levels.